Five Things I Pretend Not To Notice About My Body

I Said New Source Daily Digest

Working title: Five Things I Pretend Not To Notice About My Body
Format: Five Things
Category: The Body
Subject tags: Body, Health, Getting Older
Core thought: The body keeps sending small updates, and most of them are badly timed.
Real-world trigger: Noticing a new ache, mark, sound or limitation while doing something ordinary.
Specific detail to use: Standing up from a chair and making a noise that was not planned.
Discomfort or tension: It is funny because it is ordinary, but it also points at ageing in a way that does not need dressing up.
Why it fits I Said: It suits the short, slightly awkward honesty of I Said more than the longer thinking of Monologues.
Output direction: Use five separate angles, each blunt and small, without turning them into advice.