- Rating
- Basic
- Working title
- Meal Deal Sandwiches: Lunch in a Triangle of Regret
- Subject
- Supermarket sandwiches, damp corners, vanishing fillings and the quiet disappointment of meal-deal lunch.
- What the piece would argue
- Meal deals are useful, but the sandwich often feels designed to survive a barcode scan rather than a mouth.
- Why it fits Bleh
- It lets Bleh do food without becoming precious: practical, mildly annoyed and specific about the thing being reviewed.
- Possible opening line
- A supermarket sandwich is lunch folded into a warning.